United Against Each Other?

So, okay, first, let me start by saying I’m an idiot. I thought my math and my assyrian were due tomorrow, both, but the paper for assyrian was due TODAY. and I didn’t finish it. I’m dumb.

Also, I didn’t finish math. I’ve been making my “clean copy” [rewriting the solutions on clean paper.] for — 3 hours. It’s a long assignment. Next time I will use pencil. I haven’t actually finished the problems, either, but luckily the professor took off a few problems to make this more do-able. I hope to finish copying math by 2:30, revise my plan for my essay until 3, then from 3 – 4 or 5 do the rest of the problems and copy them down. At 5ish, or 6ish, I will begin my essay and at 10, I need to go to Algebra. At 12, I will return home and work until 5 on my essay until it is finished. Then I will email it off. All my work for this week COMPLETE. God. I actually like this, because I never feel so relieved as I do when I’ve just completed massive assignments. Fantastic. You know what, Steven? 8 hard problems are great, but they just don’t get you stressed and tired like 40 irritating, tedious ones.

Okay, now.

I had a discussion with a bi boy about bisexuality. Now, it’s not that I don’t truly believe that everyone is bisexual [and just grossed out by aesthetics of organs, genders, social-whatevers, etc.]…it’s just that finding a simple proof for this is beyond the scope, I’d say, of current science. Maybe not, but it would take a lot more than a few-line proof. But this is what he gave me.

Assume that everyone were not bisexual. They are, then, either straight or gay. [flaw1.]

[axiom1?] People only befriend people if they are sexually attracted to them.

Suppose X and Y are boys.

So, if X is straight, he should have no male friends. If Y is gay, he should have no female friends.

Because this is clearly not the case because everyone has either a good friend or a fag hag, so these people are bisexual. Same for girls, reverse the sexes.

This is sort of the kind of argument that — well, I don’t know.

Your homework is to make an argument that everyone is gay and one that everyone is straight in the same vein as this one. Then, make an argument that these arguments are irrelevant. Then, make an argument that everyone is actually male, and one that everyone is actually female. Then, make an argument that gender does not exist without sex. Then, make an argument that sex does not exist without gender (?!).

Make an argument that sex IS gender by showing each is a subset of the other.

Make an argument that sex is NOT gender by giving counter examples.

Make an argument that sex is NOT sex, and gender is NOT gender and X is NOT X.

Deduce that any proof that anyone makes, ever, is, then, both correct and incorrect.

Deduce that it is pointless to try to prove shit like that to me with a proof.

Points for creativity.

edit:  instead of finishing my math when I wanted to, I finally got done at about 5:30.  I’m going to start my essay now, and I have exactly 4 hours and 30 minutes before math, and then 5 hours after math.  That should be long enough.